What HE want, SHE want, I want, YOU want...for V-Day...(last Guide)

Well, since tomorrow is valentines day, and everyone is busy talking about gifts and all..I decided to put my own entry about gifts and all. I have seen few posts past few days girls and guys asking the readers' suggestion on gifts to get the "other half". Frankly speaking none of these people even have the slightest idea id their "other half" is the one and truly and not to forget eternal...For all they know a day after valentines they may just break each other up. Hey don't call me negative alright..Life is a bitch and cruelty is the best friend...

But anyway putting aside all those heart wrecking possibilites, I have decided to giddyup little tips, if any of you haven't got any gifts yet. My ideas are very realistic ok..But hey this is just a guide alrite, and I am not promoting me so put that pen down and stop trying to sue me.

For GUYS
Its very simple, just find out what the girls desire the most. Don't go for the traditional, clothes or boquet, or some jewellery. It is losing touch people. I mean it still works, but if you are looking for purity of the smile on your loved one, then try to run wild with your imagination....Be creative...Even if you going to send a bouquet of flower, make sure the way you give it is a total blow up...SOmething she never expected it. Something like, going to a mall, and then shout to the very bottom of your lungs to tell the whole crowd how much you love her and then hand her the flowers...It carries more weight that way...

But still the bottom line try not to do anything or get anything that you can get for her every other day of the year. Valentines is to remind you guys that you are in love...so make the best out of it the one day where couples all over the world agree not to argue or quarrel..Most of them at least...So yeah cheer up mates...What I would say the best approach is to find out what she wanted for a long time and it is not an everyday thing. What I mean by not everyday thing is things that you dont go and by likesome clothes. We all know ladies like to go shopping and practically they will get a pair of newbies everytime they go out... I mean if it is those sort of stuffs she would have bought it before we can think about it. So try to find out what sort of things she want but she cant own...It may be expensive...but try to compensate a little. Trust me in this, you can't get the look on your other half when she realises that you got her what she wanted the most anywhere else. It is purely satisfying....And if that valentines didnt go smoothly...please again do not try to sue me...By no way I am going to be responsible for a free service...

For Girls
This is even simpler...Just take your hand and start rubbing his little brother if ya'll get what I mean, and the rest will fall into places...Done...Honestly it is that simple.Don't have to really think much. If you do that activity frequently, so you may think it may be a boring deal for the guy, but believe me it does not. If you still are not sure, then try little bit of imagination and be creative again. Try to get some sexy dress, go to a reasonable hotel room...tie the guy up and u do all the work...Try to use some ice and stuffs to stimulate the entire process...You know the kinky stuffs...Nothing could beat the classic when it comes to finding gifts for guys on Valentines...And the nest part....GIRLS you dont actually have to spend a single cent if you know how to do the cost control and still stimulate the process to the highest level.

So people, giddyup and start thinking...leaving me to my million dollar question....WHAT I WANT FOR VALENTINES????Of course my guide applies to me as well....But exceptionally I want a GIRL to spend my valentines with....sigh...


Can you hear it.....Echoes of Realmz....