When Girls Come Hard.........
Interesting topic I would say and thanks to my experience I am writing about this as much as I can't stop thinking about how many had similar experience.
It is always an issue....I guess I only realised it today. I always wondered why is it guys that always make the move. Even though the girl can have like a massive super crush on the guy she rather have him making the move. I always thought that wasn't how it should be.... But I guess my experience changed it my opinion.
Summary of my story...well Girl messaged, I messaged back...not knowing who the hell it is...Girl asked to be friend, I said yes...I called girl, she didn't want to pick up...she stated that she is afraid to tack to me....But she kept on ringing my phones...I felt annoyed and blew her off...
Yup thats pretty much it. I dont even know how the fuck this girl looks like. But I huess I am way out of this whole secret admirer thingie...Wanna be friend...yeah go ahead and come and talk to me, get to know me...not stalk me...You can be the prettiest girl in the world but what the hell I care...You just don't have that charisma... And the plain thing about this whole incident is that we were messaging and I was busy with my job, but putting that aside I don't like to do SMS texts...Not cus I'm lazy, but cus I am using Celcom Minutes Plan. Here's a free promo to all those who are unaware of Celcom's Minutes. It has this package...You choose your package and accordingly you are given the airtime and number of messages to be utilised. Shall the limit be exceeded then the exceeding limits will be charged with slightly expensive plan. So I took the RM 80 plan. I get about 450 minutes airtome and 30 free smses...See I got limited number of smses and plenty of time to talk. Every month I fall short of the airtime usage but am charged more than RM 80 cus my sms exceeds the benchmark... So I decided to rather chat with people rather than dangling with the texts.
And so I told this girl that I dont prefer to text her. I prefer to chat over the phone...How stupid must this girl be to understand simple statement...She try to be all so cuddly in her reply message...Saying I shouldn't be like that and all...Note at this point I am practically annoyed and didnt want to reply her...Then within the next 5 minutes I recieved like another 3 sms asking why I didn't reply. I decided to give one last shot and messaged her back saying I am not interested in messaging again. I told her to tell me when she is ready so I can call her...Hey I've given her fair chance alright..But guess what???Dumb ass bitch never understands...She just kept on pampering me asking me not to be like that. What made things worse was the fact that she soon after started giving me some details that she know about myself...I got shocked...I got myself a stalker. Sort of excited as well... I mean I never had my personal stalker...I just blew the girl off again by saying all the info she gathered was wrong and I made up some other info, though I am pretty sure she didn't buy it.
Came the reply again...She said sorry and requested to be friend again...I mean how can I???She doesn't understand simple english...I don't like to text girl but you are insisting on me to do the thing that I am not comfortable about...You think that is corny...Wait till you hear the punch line...Along with the sorry and request to be friend came "please don't hurt me"...I mean what the fucklarrr...She can sing "Unbreak my heart" byu Toni Braxton for all I care but again what the fuck right.Why would you get hurt if some one don't wanna be friend you...Honestly again, what kinda dumb ass girl is this. I mean she just wanted to be a friend but she's like will have a heart attack if I ought to say no...Clearly this is not "just friends" equation....The FRIENDS is only a camoflouge for the "more than friends" equation.... Yikes..not even 10 sms and I can't stand her already, what if things get deeper....Plus what if she is one of the ugliest I have seen...Double Yikes.....But wait, what if she is georgeous....Well I can live with losing that. I mean what good is beauty if I can't communicate with a friend....But in this case always assume the worse...If she is ugly and we can't communicate I am pretty much doomed... So I just decided to ignore her....
Just as I thought it all ended...Came another message... From freaky this girl decided to take a pathetic approach, by stating that she doesn't intend any harm, only want to be friend, but people don't understand her and it is her destiny to be lonely...Sorry girl...Wrong guy to buy your pety stories....I am sorry, guess I am just cruel enough but I just simply don't care...I just ignored her....Didn't recieve and reply the next 15 minutes and I went out for breakfast with my room mate...After about an hour when I returned so does the horror awaits me in the form of a new message. Opened it and read "why no reply 1"....arggghhhhh...my whole world almost fell... I mean can't you get the message...How dumb can you be...Plus how if I was sleeping already...Where is the consideration part...Proved my point...she is desperate...and the equation is 'MORE THAN FRIENDS"... Don't care just ignore...
So ladies little bit of advice....If you like the guy just casually approach him and say hi and get carried away...or carry on...or whatever....Don't irritate the guy...Even if you want to remain anonymous and play the secret admirer game...Try to be casual as well...Don't make it sound too desperate alright... Huge turn off for guys...I recall one of the earlier episodes of Joe Millionaire...Where one of the girl wrote poem to the guy with the word "wife" inscribed all over it...Off screen the guy told the interviewers, that she was coming hard on him... I mean it is barely their first date and she is taking about marriage already...Serves her right, she got kicked out at the earlier stage.
And for the big break...I was thinking about it...Had I known who the girl was, probably I would have put up with all those naggings, had I known who the girl was and liked her, I would deffinitely had put up with all those...and would have gotten myself a DATE FOR VALENTINES...Now for what its worth I am dateless again this valentine....Any takers... Let me know alright so I will know to put up with you babes...Hahahaha...
But honestly, now I know why girls never make their move...Its a huge turn off for us guys...We guys tend to look down on girls like that. Its not that we want to, but the hormone just ticks that way. I am sure some guy going to come up and say not all guys are like that. Yeah bro you can lie through anything on your body,but you should at least admit it to yourself. We want girl with some charisma...Not some desperate housewives wannabe...So girls keep up your good work, never ever show interest in us...Just conceal everything you have and let us come running....Jot that down alright. I guess I should start charging for my service....Hehehehehe...
It is always an issue....I guess I only realised it today. I always wondered why is it guys that always make the move. Even though the girl can have like a massive super crush on the guy she rather have him making the move. I always thought that wasn't how it should be.... But I guess my experience changed it my opinion.
Summary of my story...well Girl messaged, I messaged back...not knowing who the hell it is...Girl asked to be friend, I said yes...I called girl, she didn't want to pick up...she stated that she is afraid to tack to me....But she kept on ringing my phones...I felt annoyed and blew her off...
Yup thats pretty much it. I dont even know how the fuck this girl looks like. But I huess I am way out of this whole secret admirer thingie...Wanna be friend...yeah go ahead and come and talk to me, get to know me...not stalk me...You can be the prettiest girl in the world but what the hell I care...You just don't have that charisma... And the plain thing about this whole incident is that we were messaging and I was busy with my job, but putting that aside I don't like to do SMS texts...Not cus I'm lazy, but cus I am using Celcom Minutes Plan. Here's a free promo to all those who are unaware of Celcom's Minutes. It has this package...You choose your package and accordingly you are given the airtime and number of messages to be utilised. Shall the limit be exceeded then the exceeding limits will be charged with slightly expensive plan. So I took the RM 80 plan. I get about 450 minutes airtome and 30 free smses...See I got limited number of smses and plenty of time to talk. Every month I fall short of the airtime usage but am charged more than RM 80 cus my sms exceeds the benchmark... So I decided to rather chat with people rather than dangling with the texts.
And so I told this girl that I dont prefer to text her. I prefer to chat over the phone...How stupid must this girl be to understand simple statement...She try to be all so cuddly in her reply message...Saying I shouldn't be like that and all...Note at this point I am practically annoyed and didnt want to reply her...Then within the next 5 minutes I recieved like another 3 sms asking why I didn't reply. I decided to give one last shot and messaged her back saying I am not interested in messaging again. I told her to tell me when she is ready so I can call her...Hey I've given her fair chance alright..But guess what???Dumb ass bitch never understands...She just kept on pampering me asking me not to be like that. What made things worse was the fact that she soon after started giving me some details that she know about myself...I got shocked...I got myself a stalker. Sort of excited as well... I mean I never had my personal stalker...I just blew the girl off again by saying all the info she gathered was wrong and I made up some other info, though I am pretty sure she didn't buy it.
Came the reply again...She said sorry and requested to be friend again...I mean how can I???She doesn't understand simple english...I don't like to text girl but you are insisting on me to do the thing that I am not comfortable about...You think that is corny...Wait till you hear the punch line...Along with the sorry and request to be friend came "please don't hurt me"...I mean what the fucklarrr...She can sing "Unbreak my heart" byu Toni Braxton for all I care but again what the fuck right.Why would you get hurt if some one don't wanna be friend you...Honestly again, what kinda dumb ass girl is this. I mean she just wanted to be a friend but she's like will have a heart attack if I ought to say no...Clearly this is not "just friends" equation....The FRIENDS is only a camoflouge for the "more than friends" equation.... Yikes..not even 10 sms and I can't stand her already, what if things get deeper....Plus what if she is one of the ugliest I have seen...Double Yikes.....But wait, what if she is georgeous....Well I can live with losing that. I mean what good is beauty if I can't communicate with a friend....But in this case always assume the worse...If she is ugly and we can't communicate I am pretty much doomed... So I just decided to ignore her....
Just as I thought it all ended...Came another message... From freaky this girl decided to take a pathetic approach, by stating that she doesn't intend any harm, only want to be friend, but people don't understand her and it is her destiny to be lonely...Sorry girl...Wrong guy to buy your pety stories....I am sorry, guess I am just cruel enough but I just simply don't care...I just ignored her....Didn't recieve and reply the next 15 minutes and I went out for breakfast with my room mate...After about an hour when I returned so does the horror awaits me in the form of a new message. Opened it and read "why no reply 1"....arggghhhhh...my whole world almost fell... I mean can't you get the message...How dumb can you be...Plus how if I was sleeping already...Where is the consideration part...Proved my point...she is desperate...and the equation is 'MORE THAN FRIENDS"... Don't care just ignore...
So ladies little bit of advice....If you like the guy just casually approach him and say hi and get carried away...or carry on...or whatever....Don't irritate the guy...Even if you want to remain anonymous and play the secret admirer game...Try to be casual as well...Don't make it sound too desperate alright... Huge turn off for guys...I recall one of the earlier episodes of Joe Millionaire...Where one of the girl wrote poem to the guy with the word "wife" inscribed all over it...Off screen the guy told the interviewers, that she was coming hard on him... I mean it is barely their first date and she is taking about marriage already...Serves her right, she got kicked out at the earlier stage.
And for the big break...I was thinking about it...Had I known who the girl was, probably I would have put up with all those naggings, had I known who the girl was and liked her, I would deffinitely had put up with all those...and would have gotten myself a DATE FOR VALENTINES...Now for what its worth I am dateless again this valentine....Any takers... Let me know alright so I will know to put up with you babes...Hahahaha...
But honestly, now I know why girls never make their move...Its a huge turn off for us guys...We guys tend to look down on girls like that. Its not that we want to, but the hormone just ticks that way. I am sure some guy going to come up and say not all guys are like that. Yeah bro you can lie through anything on your body,but you should at least admit it to yourself. We want girl with some charisma...Not some desperate housewives wannabe...So girls keep up your good work, never ever show interest in us...Just conceal everything you have and let us come running....Jot that down alright. I guess I should start charging for my service....Hehehehehe...
Can You Hear It...Echoes of Realmz........
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