C.S.I : Massage Message

I recently went on holiday with my tripod members and a chic...Well we are all friends allright...To read about the story please visit my friend's link (http://dinzlink.blogspot.com)...He segmented it to 3 episodes ala Star Wars.
But i would like to post something regarding a particular event that took place...The massage...three of my other friends went for the massage but i passed the option of being massaged by a guy.
What happened was after Din came back from the massage.....He was bragging alot about how the massage felt good and all, and how he was in a paper panties only...when the session started...
I was trying to figure out so badly what the hell happened that could have got this guy so excited....
So before we proceed ladies and gentleman, be reminded that this are my analysis and my only be pointless assertions, but as usual i am open to the options of others and respect it...
So this is the analysis:-
If Din is gay he would have enjoyed it well though, plus with extra bucks i am sure he could have gotten some extra services as well...But then again that is not possible, because I told u people before that he is interested in a GAL not a GUY....so the idea of him being gay is not possible at all....I am against it at all cost... (Din...don't remove my link arite, i am supporting u here bro)..
So the next analysis i could get was from what he told me when the massaseur started to massage from his butt line...Din felt like screaming, and it seems he did tried to shout but besides the mouth wide opened, there was no sound... I would equate this phenomena to that of a sensual feeling, where u r enjoying every bit of the touch....So at this point few theories are possible, its either the massaseur's hand was so smooth as smooth as a gal's that Din enjoyed it very well....Or it might as well Din has been drugged in( I dont know, though maybe Din is not a gay, no one knows about the possibilities of teh massaseur is), so the massaseur might as well took some advantage over Din while he was drugged (poor Din), even perhaps maybe Din's private part was touched and its either the hand's smoothness, drug or even Din might as well naturally enjoyed the overwhelming sensation that made him voiceless... Who knows..
When fantasy and reality cross paths.....end of report...