Saturday, June 04, 2005

Departmental Foes


I dont know whats my probe. I know i am not charming enough to grab people's goodwill but the world seem to be cruel enough that they just have to find a reason to mess up wif me. My policy is simple, if u aint know who u dealing with, better not with ur trash bag attitude.
But Suprisingly people in the world just seem to make it their hobby to hate me. Not that i am complaining but i wonder dont these people have any proper job to be busy with. Guess not!!! Throughout my training i went thru 3 departements and currently am in my 3rd department. In all of this i am prone to make enemies, more like enemis-magnet i will say. But the juicy part is that i never confronted any of them regarding personal dissatisfaction or anything of that sort.
Seriously thought there could be a probe with my face i alternated to the idea of getting a plastic surgery, but then again it wont work cuz how if other people now may not like my new look.I guess i will end up losing my own identity.Not that i really know who the hell i am now anyway. But trying to accomodate others to risk losing myself and not being selfish becoming selfless not exactly worth the risk.
Nice intro....??? Now to the crust of the food...
Department 1
Been here for 7 months, pretty much came across with all sort of people and managed to handle them. But there is this one guy- Mr. Steven Pillay is the male beholder of female's PMS.Get what i mean. I mean this guy is so hard to please. Not that i want to anyway,. I mean what the heck right, he doesn't know me and i dont give a damn about him as well. So by right we should mind our business and walk our path. But this guy he finds it amusing i think, to dislike anyone as he prefers. Its like throwing a dart and whoever's face hits it gets it. The best part about him is that he is always right and ur always wrong. In fact the guy tells the stuffs that i didnt do, which actually i did, tells the stuff i did which actually i didnt do. U get my point right. As so i am a victim of his unapplaused desires. Out of blues i found out he hates me and for reason i do not know, and heck i am sure there is no reason in the first place. But since under training i took the effort to please him and in fact asked him to guide me, so to know i am not as snobbish as he thinks. I mean even if i am i am not to him.But what the heck, i was never in his good books no matter what I did. Finally i gave up on being an ass kisser to him. Fuck if the guy got any balls, let him confronts me and he will see the DevILwIt@tT!tud3, risng to the occassion.
Department 2
This time hatred spells J.U.N.E- no i am not talking about one of the months in our calendar but more of a female bitch. Well i am precisely talking about the person i know in this new department.I am supposed to rotate around among 5 sections for a time span of 2 weeks in each section. And so happen my first section was directly under her supervision. Breaking record of all trainees ever, 5th day our confrontation begun. This bitch i dont know what the heck is up wif her, I am not keeping record of her PMS calendar aright, but i am sure even without the sacred time of the month, this bitch is a natural born BITCH!!! She is not all that supermodel, in fact not one at all...but looking at the outfits she wears-boddy hugging tight outfits. Truth be told, with those outfits, u can clearly see her bulgy arms,overloaded stomach and a tigh that can feed up to 40 poor nations. I aint against fat people, but doesnt she has any common sense of how ugly she looks with that kind of outfit. Try wear some proper clothes that reveals less of ur ugliness.Common sense people. I am not a beautician or what but i know what is ugly and unsuitable when i see one. But then again this bitch thinks very highly of herself that she asked one of my friend why the hell he has such a big stomach. Well now to get back on track, on the day when all hell broke loose between me and her, i was actually gesturing to my friend who was sitting opposite me for his PDA. And all in a sudden she start throwing her temper tantrum to me. Its like an ape who got its ass on fire. All sort of accusation came out from her. I am just too lazy to describe everything here but ,I just answered to her after her ape act, "do not assume and decide and what is wrong".I went on to the extent of complaining to my coordinator, but guess what? Seniority wins? Suprisingly no one had any problems with her and she was never like that, and that means i'm a bastard now. What the fuck. But even the manager is an ass. I had proves that i didnt commit any offence, but he doesnt wanna look at it, in fact more interested in all sort of accusation about me. But what the fuck, she remain to be a bitch to me ever since.
Department Finale
My final department and thought things will be fine here.But seems like every department there is one spoilt lad to make my days worse. This is also a bitch with the name Karen, who decided to show her fangs, considering i am a newbie, but i am saved from much of her bitch-ass attitude due to the colour of my blazer. She was reluctant to step up cuz she knows if i am ever in this deprtment, i am for sure her boss and i am bend on giving her hell, cuz from what i found out is that she is the bully type of gal. I mean u guys know back in varsities where ragging is common and she so happenly like to bully all the newbies. Listen up newbies, u got a defender now, with the emphasis on D. We had our showdown again when the second time we met. This time i was practically minding my own business, truly thinking she will do the same. But guess bitches like to look for a dog fight. Right in front of me she was talking about me with another staff. I consider it quite rude and decided not to give in to this bitch. I got up from my chair and asked her " you got a problem with me". I almost bluttered out the word bitch, but since i wanna be proffessional i held it back. She just kept quietand pretended as if nothing happened for the rest of the day, though she kept grinning every now and then and decided to use her seniority to approach a superior to question me what the heck am i doing there. I just told him what i am doing adding "Mr. William said i could do so", before he can question me any further. Mr. William is a superior to this guy and when he heard the name, he just kept quiet walking away with disappointment not being able to do more damage. Yo, bitch, wait till my showdown with her...
Where Fantasy and Reality Cross Paths......enemies made, no stepping back..