Phone Sex
Stop drooling mates. Unlike many guys I am not a fan of phone sex. I mean wheres the stimulating pleasure in that. All you get to do is imagine, talk and then moan. I mean if people syiok with the imagination and you are expected to talk to keep things going, well aint that a turn off…
Well anyway I had this experience. A very recent one.
She : So???
Me : So what?
She : What ya wearin’
Me : My tee and shorts…
She : Hmmmm…Very sexy..
I was like what the heckler, you call it SEXY. I mean if it really is how come no girls in my room boinking me yet…Anyway…
Me : Ok…
She : So …do you wanna have phone sex???
Yeah sure if you can call..
Me : (acting innocent) Huh??? What is that???
She : You gotta be kiddin’ me right. You never had phone sex?
Me : Nope….I mean how does it work..
She : Well we talk and imagine and start touching ourselves..
Me : Where’s the fun in that…
She : Try and you’ll know the fun…
I am not all aroused alright. I think its pretty pathetic… But you know for the hic of it I decided to tag along…
Me : Ok so what do we do…
She : Take off your clothes…
Like she is gonna see if I’m naked or what..
Me : Ok
She : So start the imagination..
Me : Hello…Amateur here….
She : Ohhhh cmon, you aint fun…
Me : The whole thing aint fun to begin wif babe…
She : Ok something to kickstart you…
Me : What is it…??
She : Let me moan…
Me : Huh???So??? I hear it all the time with all the porns I watch..
She : Well mine is powerful. There was this one time I was having phone sex with this guy..And he came less than a minute I started moaning…
Me : Pathetic aint he…
She : We’ll see how well you fare…
Me : You’ll be disappointed..
She : Disappoint me then…
Me : Uhhhh..ok…
She : (starts moaning)
Meanwhile I switched on my cellular to loudspeaker..so that I can get back to my work and will still know when she is done. Plus I can also respond from a distance.. You know just to keep her going…After about 3 minutes...I began to laugh. Let me tell ya guys ….Never ever do something other than arousal during intimate moments. It’s a big turn off to all girls.. Anyway..
She : Why you laughing…
Me : Nothing….
She : Tell me…
Me : Well nothing.. I just recorded your sound…And I’m planning to put it on the net…Hahahaha…
She : (extremely pissed) You’re a jerk…
That’s about it, the line got cut off…
Well what have I learnt here???? One of the many ways how to repel a girl the smooth way….Hahahaha…
Now can you hear the echoes of my realmz....
Well anyway I had this experience. A very recent one.
She : So???
Me : So what?
She : What ya wearin’
Me : My tee and shorts…
She : Hmmmm…Very sexy..
I was like what the heckler, you call it SEXY. I mean if it really is how come no girls in my room boinking me yet…Anyway…
Me : Ok…
She : So …do you wanna have phone sex???
Yeah sure if you can call..
Me : (acting innocent) Huh??? What is that???
She : You gotta be kiddin’ me right. You never had phone sex?
Me : Nope….I mean how does it work..
She : Well we talk and imagine and start touching ourselves..
Me : Where’s the fun in that…
She : Try and you’ll know the fun…
I am not all aroused alright. I think its pretty pathetic… But you know for the hic of it I decided to tag along…
Me : Ok so what do we do…
She : Take off your clothes…
Like she is gonna see if I’m naked or what..
Me : Ok
She : So start the imagination..
Me : Hello…Amateur here….
She : Ohhhh cmon, you aint fun…
Me : The whole thing aint fun to begin wif babe…
She : Ok something to kickstart you…
Me : What is it…??
She : Let me moan…
Me : Huh???So??? I hear it all the time with all the porns I watch..
She : Well mine is powerful. There was this one time I was having phone sex with this guy..And he came less than a minute I started moaning…
Me : Pathetic aint he…
She : We’ll see how well you fare…
Me : You’ll be disappointed..
She : Disappoint me then…
Me : Uhhhh..ok…
She : (starts moaning)
Meanwhile I switched on my cellular to loudspeaker..so that I can get back to my work and will still know when she is done. Plus I can also respond from a distance.. You know just to keep her going…After about 3 minutes...I began to laugh. Let me tell ya guys ….Never ever do something other than arousal during intimate moments. It’s a big turn off to all girls.. Anyway..
She : Why you laughing…
Me : Nothing….
She : Tell me…
Me : Well nothing.. I just recorded your sound…And I’m planning to put it on the net…Hahahaha…
She : (extremely pissed) You’re a jerk…
That’s about it, the line got cut off…
Well what have I learnt here???? One of the many ways how to repel a girl the smooth way….Hahahaha…
Now can you hear the echoes of my realmz....
posted by devilwitattitude at 9:22 AM
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