Having a Playa' as a Roommate....
yeah when I meant playa; I really mean a fuckin' guy who craves for pussy on a daily basis. Yup thats whom I got as my room mate. The guy is cool. Fun to talk with, but then heck with his philosophy. His entire lead to life revolves around deflowering already deflowered girls. Well if he is lucky he may just deflower first timers. But at a time like this, finding a virgin is like finding a needle in haystack. So I guess, thats why guys nowadays, they just dont give a damn about virginity these days, cus its that easy I gues to con them into sleeping with.
Anyway moving onto my playa roommate. He and his daily preachings of how I should not sit infront of the PC and should get out more girls to bonk. Huh?? Like he knows if I am getting any actions or not.
But what I admire about this guy is how smoothly he can get to a girl. He got the guts alrite. He will just go to the night club and practically hi any hot chick he wants to. I hope he get beaten up for that someday. Hahahah. Evil me. Anyway the guy so succesful that everyday I can find long strings of hair around the floor. Figures somebody got boned alright. And what I respect about him is the fact that every chick that he goes out with he'll tell them that he is married as a matter of fact with two kids. And I cant believe what has the world gotten into... Cus they do still follow him back to his bed.
Sometimes having this kind of housemate can be difficult. Think about it if someday the guy just buzz u not to be back home early cus he got some action movie to direct. Thats it at this god forsaken place the only thing I can do is wonder around myself, gulp beer or to look for friends who more often than not will not be available. Well gotta live with that I guess. I mean after all he is a cool guy arite.
However early today morning was fun. I was up at about 6 am to pack to work when he returned. The guy got out from the room the day before at about 1500 hrs and returned the next day at 6 am only... Work finished early, but he has been mingling around hunting more pussies. When he returned I thought that was the end of it, but I was wrong. He recieved a phone call... I tried not to bother, but then I knew from the guy's tone he wants me to listen. I wasn't too sure what he was blabering about with the first chick. Although I am pretty sure that he is trying to kau tim a girl who pulls hell of a string. Butr the way he speaks is so smooth, that by the end of the conversation I knew that he managed to seal a deal with that girl as well.
And then came the 2nd call. This time my buddy put the phone on loud speaker so that I could hear the conversation...All he was talking about was fucking the girl for 7 times. And the negotiation was about how many times in the vagina and how many times in the anus. Goddamnit. People go for this kind of percentage discussion at business meetings and proposal, but this guy can just turn everything into pussy business...And there you go he was asking the girl if he can fuck her 7 times in the ass and the girl was telling him he can't cus the ass belongs to her and he was negotiating like 4 times pussy and 3 times ass...6 times pussy and 1 time in the ass....And the whole thing was going on until I left to work.... Sigh...What a life...
Can you hear it....?? Echoes of realmz...
Anyway moving onto my playa roommate. He and his daily preachings of how I should not sit infront of the PC and should get out more girls to bonk. Huh?? Like he knows if I am getting any actions or not.
But what I admire about this guy is how smoothly he can get to a girl. He got the guts alrite. He will just go to the night club and practically hi any hot chick he wants to. I hope he get beaten up for that someday. Hahahah. Evil me. Anyway the guy so succesful that everyday I can find long strings of hair around the floor. Figures somebody got boned alright. And what I respect about him is the fact that every chick that he goes out with he'll tell them that he is married as a matter of fact with two kids. And I cant believe what has the world gotten into... Cus they do still follow him back to his bed.
Sometimes having this kind of housemate can be difficult. Think about it if someday the guy just buzz u not to be back home early cus he got some action movie to direct. Thats it at this god forsaken place the only thing I can do is wonder around myself, gulp beer or to look for friends who more often than not will not be available. Well gotta live with that I guess. I mean after all he is a cool guy arite.
However early today morning was fun. I was up at about 6 am to pack to work when he returned. The guy got out from the room the day before at about 1500 hrs and returned the next day at 6 am only... Work finished early, but he has been mingling around hunting more pussies. When he returned I thought that was the end of it, but I was wrong. He recieved a phone call... I tried not to bother, but then I knew from the guy's tone he wants me to listen. I wasn't too sure what he was blabering about with the first chick. Although I am pretty sure that he is trying to kau tim a girl who pulls hell of a string. Butr the way he speaks is so smooth, that by the end of the conversation I knew that he managed to seal a deal with that girl as well.
And then came the 2nd call. This time my buddy put the phone on loud speaker so that I could hear the conversation...All he was talking about was fucking the girl for 7 times. And the negotiation was about how many times in the vagina and how many times in the anus. Goddamnit. People go for this kind of percentage discussion at business meetings and proposal, but this guy can just turn everything into pussy business...And there you go he was asking the girl if he can fuck her 7 times in the ass and the girl was telling him he can't cus the ass belongs to her and he was negotiating like 4 times pussy and 3 times ass...6 times pussy and 1 time in the ass....And the whole thing was going on until I left to work.... Sigh...What a life...
Can you hear it....?? Echoes of realmz...
posted by devilwitattitude at 8:58 PM
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