Fuck wif Names and Languages.....

I am getting tired of this as day grows older...This especially occurs alot at my work place....It's people with names of course.. Most of them has very good names...Such as Victoria, Michelle, Joanne, Squall, Gavin, Vacs, Serenity, Tidel...Fuck and so whateverlarr...The bottom line is that they have wonderful names...

But guess what happens when you approach them with a standard english..."Ahhh, takdelarr Sir","Gua tak taularrr", "Saya pegi sek fan ah sir"...and so whateverlarr...

My point???? If u cant fuckin speak good english, then why the fuck do u need a good english name...Ur better of with ur original name, and I understand if ur illiterate...But with good English names, i dont take full blame for having high hopes on this people, but u friggin' people should stop sending the wrong messages...It aint wrong if u wanna make urself look good, starting with ur name, but heck u better learn to buckle up...

Whats the problem wif youth nowadays, watching english movies cus it sounds cool but not understanding a single word uttered...I remember when I went to watch The Matrix- Reloaded...But before that a friend of mind who watch it earlier warned me that the movie cannot be understood, thus concluded its not worth a watch...Yeah like I'm gonna listen to pussies like him..I went to watch it, and enjoyed the movie as much...Why???Cus I understood the movie...Looks like the standards are really low these days, that some ah beng can condemn a movie cus he doesn't understands it...

All this Ah bengs and Ah Lians, just need glamour...but heck all of them has no personality at all...Aren't they ashamed of themselves for portraying false image...I really feel likepassing out instantly when I approach them and they start filling me up wif Chinese accented Malay...Arggghhhh...Can't I get a decent chat these days.....Its not that I hate or retarded to be communicating in Malay...But I really wonder how the hell am I to communicate effectively and comfortably in Malay...I mean I can communicate well enough in Malay with Malays....But when it comes to other races what the fuck am I to do...

For example....its quite common these days for people to use endearment...It sounds legitimate if I say "darling", but what if I translate it to Malay- "Sayang"...ewwww, I sound like a pervert already....Taking it further...What if I date some one..."Love, I miss u so much...I just wanna spend the time wif u", and the Malay version is "Cinta, Ku rindumu sungguh, Hanya ingin ku menemani mu sahaja"...or its something like that..But I feel disgusted alreayd...It sounds too poetic and unnatural in Malay...Honestly, dont get offended, but maybe my background is more of English base than Malay itself...But seriously I can digest how am I suppose to be expresive in Malay...I tried dating some non educated Malay girls previously...andI failed cus my Malay sucked..What the hell...But then if u ask their name, they will give u all type of ala om'putih glamorous name....

Hampeh, buka mulut aku pengsan.....Nama punya sedap, tapi perangai punya kampung...Aduhhh...how the fuck am I to survive in this company for another 2 more years....Sigh....

Where Fantasy and Reality Cross Paths........Communication breakdown....CODE RED.....